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The Illiterate Digest

Will Rogers · Humour · 73 章

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The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Illiterate Digest The Illiterate Digest Chapter 3 TWO LETTERS AND A DEDICATION FOOTNOTES:ILLUSTRATIONS INTRODUCTION BREAKING INTO THE WRITING GAME BREAKING INTO THE WRITING GAME SETTLING THE CORSET PROBLEM OF THIS COUNTRY SETTLING THE CORSET PROBLEM OF THIS COUNTRY HOW TO TELL A BUTLER, AND OTHER ETIQUETTE HOW TO TELL A BUTLER, AND OTHER ETIQUETTE DEFENDING MY SOUP PLATE POSITION DEFENDING MY SOUP PLATE POSITION HELPING THE GIRLS WITH THEIR INCOME TAXES HELPING THE GIRLS WITH THEIR INCOME TAXES THE GREATEST DOCUMENT IN AMERICAN LITERATURE THE GREATEST DOCUMENT IN AMERICAN LITERATURE PROSPECTUS FOR “THE REMODELED CHEWING GUM CORPORATION”PROSPECTUS FOR “THE REMODELED CHEWING GUM CORPORATION”INSIDE STUFF ON THE TOTAL ECLIPSE INSIDE STUFF ON THE TOTAL ECLIPSE IT’S TIME SOMEBODY SAID A WORD FOR CALIFORNIA IT’S TIME SOMEBODY SAID A WORD FOR CALIFORNIA PROMOTING THE OCEANLESS ONE PIECE SUIT PROMOTING THE OCEANLESS ONE PIECE SUIT WARNING TO JOKERS: LAY OFF THE PRINCE WARNING TO JOKERS: LAY OFF THE PRINCE SPRING IS HERE, WITH POEMS AND BATH TUBS SPRING IS HERE, WITH POEMS AND BATH TUBS MR. FORD AND OTHER POLITICAL SELF-STARTERS MR. FORD AND OTHER POLITICAL SELF-STARTERS WILSON COULD LAUGH AT A JOKE ON HIMSELF WILSON COULD LAUGH AT A JOKE ON HIMSELF A JOB WITH THE JAMES FAMILY A JOB WITH THE JAMES FAMILY LET’S TREAT OUR PRESIDENTS LIKE HUMAN BEINGS LET’S TREAT OUR PRESIDENTS LIKE HUMAN BEINGS WHAT WITH FRUIT JUICE AND CONSOMME, IT WAS A WILD PARTY WHAT WITH FRUIT JUICE AND CONSOMME, IT WAS A WILD PARTY WHAT WE NEED IS MORE FRED STONES WHAT WE NEED IS MORE FRED STONES ONE OIL LAWYER PER BARREL ONE OIL LAWYER PER BARREL ANOTHER HOT CONFESSION IN THE OIL SCANDAL ANOTHER HOT CONFESSION IN THE OIL SCANDAL THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH Chapter 49 WELL, WHO IS PRUNES?WELL, WHO IS PRUNES?POLITICS GETTING READY TO JELL POLITICS GETTING READY TO JELL TWO LONG LOST FRIENDS FOUND AT LAST TWO LONG LOST FRIENDS FOUND AT LAST THEY NOMINATED EVERYBODY BUT THE FOUR HORSEMEN THEY NOMINATED EVERYBODY BUT THE FOUR HORSEMEN IN THE MIDST OF A 7 YEAR HITCH IN THE MIDST OF A 7 YEAR HITCH “WILL ROGERS JR.” REPORTS THE CONVENTION FOR HIS FATHER, WORN OUT BY LONG SERVICE “WILL ROGERS JR.” REPORTS THE CONVENTION FOR HIS FATHER, WORN OUT BY LONG SERVICE ROPING A CRITIC ROPING A CRITIC “THE WORLD TOMORROW,” AFTER THE MANNER OF GREAT JOURNALISTS.FOOTNOTES:SETTLING THE AFFAIRS OF THE WORLD IN MY OWN WAY SETTLING THE AFFAIRS OF THE WORLD IN MY OWN WAY A SKINNY DAKOTA KID WHO MADE GOOD A SKINNY DAKOTA KID WHO MADE GOOD TAKING THE CURE, BY THE SHORES OF CAT CREEK TAKING THE CURE, BY THE SHORES OF CAT CREEK Transcriber’s note THE FULL PROJECT GUTENBERG™ LICENSE