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Ever Heard This? Over Three Hundred Good Stories

F. W. Chambers · Short_Stories · 315 章

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Over Three Hundred Good Stories CONTENTS Chapter 3 WHAT HE WANTED HIS CHOICE NOT IN THE REGULATIONS CHEAP TALK SWEET ARE THE USES OF ADVERTISEMENT A CANDID CRITIC WHAT'S IN A NAME WHY BROWN LEFT AN ASS'S SHADOW GRACE MISUNDERSTOOD TRUMPS THE STUTTERER PRESENT AND FUTURE THE VOICE OF IGNORANCE A PASSOVER STORY EXTRAORDINARY COMPROMISE BARBER SHAVED BY A LAWYER A GOOD PUN SOMETHING LIKE AN INSULT THE UNWELCOME GUEST A LOST BALANCE A BAD CROP NEGATIVES AND POSITIVES JAW-ACHE HER PROGRAMME THE PROUD FATHER A MIRACLE KEEPING TIME QUESTION AND ANSWER MOTHER'S JAM POTS WISDOM WHY NOT?THE OLD FARMER ANY CHANGE FOR THE BETTER TACT THE RETORT RUDE THE QUAKER AND HIS HORSE CERTAINLY NOT ASLEEP THE BEST JUDGE A THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE A SHIPWRECK A SAFE CASE THE WATCH MENDER THE CITY CHURCHES--AND OTHERS HIGH PRINCIPLES THE MIXTURE AS BEFORE CANNY SCOT A NICE DISTINCTION NOT TWO-FACED CLERICAL WIT A COSTLY EXPERIMENT A GOOD REASON ECONOMY IN THE STABLE THE PATRIARCH HIGH AND LOW BEER NOT IMPORTUNATE THE RELATIONSHIP OF HOG TO BACON UNION IS STRENGTH COURTSHIP TO LET CUT AND COME AGAIN THE THOUGHTFUL PATIENT KISMET THE YOUNG IDEA THE NEW BABY HOOK AND AN INSPECTOR OF TAXES THE SHE BEAR KNOWLEDGE A STORY FOR BOOKSELLERS THE EARLY BIRD TABLE TALK TROUBLES A SOUTHERNER AND SCOTLAND DRY HUMOUR THE CHURCH ORGAN COMMON PRAYER SHORT COMMONS TRUTH A WRONG CHOICE FISH AS A BRAIN FOOD A CHARACTER HUSBAND OR COW A NEW METHOD GRATITUDE NOT APPRECIATED ON THE TREASURES OF THIS WORLD COLD FEET BUSYBODIES ALDERMANIC TASTES "WARRANTED TO KILL"PROFESSIONAL THE NEW VERSION DRAUGHTS TENDERNESS HOW TO ADDRESS A BISHOP HOOK AND PUTNEY BRIDGE A GOOD EXAMPLE A MISFIT A CHEERFUL INVITATION THE INEVITABLE RESULT JUSTICE THAT AWFUL CHILD A COSMOPOLITAN CLOTHES AND THE MAN A WITTY REPLY THE SOUND OF A TRUMPET GRAMMAR ONE SIDE AT A TIME COMPANY HER OWN FAULT A POSER YOUTHFUL PRECOCITY ABOVE PROOF ON DEATH ENVY A HAT FOR NOTHING AN OLD PROVERB PRO BONO PUBLICO A NEW RECIPE NOT A WAXWORK THEY NEVER SAY THANK YOU TIPS JUSTICE DEAD AS A DOORNAIL FAITH JOB'S CURSE A CONJUGAL CONCLUSION THE RULING PASSION FELO-DE-SE HOW TO GET WARM NO MATTER WHAT COLOUR OF COMPOSITIONS PETER'S WIFE'S MOTHER THE TRIALS OF THE DEAF ANTICIPATION HYMNS AND HERS HORS CONCOURS THE MARINE AND THE BOTTLE A UNITED COUPLE WET PAINT TICK, TICK, TICK DIFFIDENCE THE BAILIFF OUTWITTED IMAGINATION UNREMITTING KINDNESS A WARM PROSPECT A SOPORIFIC STORY ST. PETER AND HIS KEYS THE LOST JOINT THE RECRUITING SERGEANT AND THE COUNTRYMAN ALL MEN ARE LIARS AN OBJECT LESSON A DOUBTFUL COMPLIMENT "SOMEWHERE"THE SCOTSMAN AND THE JOKE WAR AND TAXES A MODERN ALFRED CHARITY ON CREDIT COURTING BY LAMPLIGHT THE INQUISITIVE ONLOOKER THE EMPTY BOTTLE H2O AN ACCIDENT TOUCH HIM UP A SMART BOY WEARING ROUGE THE POOR LANDLORD THE DAY OF REST NOT TO BE CAUGHT MOLECULES CHAPS TWINS A NATURAL OBJECTION BADLY PUT A DOUBTFUL MARKET SEQUENCES TWO POINTS OF VIEW A CANNIBAL TO LET--UNFURNISHED A FRIEND OF SATAN THE TEDDY BEAR BROTHERLY LOVE CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES MULTIPLICATION A BIBLICAL STORY THE THOUGHTFUL MAID HEMP GOOD ADVICE CHANGE AND REST THE VOLUNTARY SYSTEM THE WAY TO YORK THE WAY TO DO IT LOT AND THE FLEA WHIST A NEW PRESCRIPTION JACOB'S LADDER A PORTRAIT BLOATERS A CONVENIENCE THE PRAYER MEETING TAKING TIME KING'S EVIDENCE A PLEASANT PROSPECT BALAAM'S SWORD THE HONORARIUM MANNERS SCOTCH UNDERSTANDING THE AVERAGE EGG FEELING IN THE RIGHT PLACE THE G.O.M.A NEAT RETORT A SYDNEY SMITH STORY A COMMON DIFFICULTY MARY JONES DONALD COMPLIED VEGETARIANISM FELLOW-FEELING JONAH AND THE WHALE WHOLLY GOOD "CAREFUL, NOW!"SAFETY O'BRIEN THE LUCID MERCY A BULL A GOOD REASON THE ARREST CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SOLITUDE A QUESTION OF NUMBERS AMERICAN POULTRY GRACE MAL A PROPOS THE POOR IDIOT A WELSH WIG-GING FORGIVENESS AN ODD COMPARISON ACOUSTICS SHARP, IF NOT PLEASANT BRIGHT AND SHARP SOFTNESS AN EASY QUALIFICATION MISER'S CHARITY ON TAKING A WIFE THE THIRTY-NINE ARTICLES THE DUCHESS AND THE CANONS HOW TO WIN PIGS BACON AND THE DEVIL HINTS TO MOTHERS GARRICK AND THE DOCTOR'S FEE A SAFE SHOT HOW TO INDUCE PERSPIRATION DIFFERENCES COALS MODESTY AN UNFORTUNATE REMARK MODERN EDUCATION THE RULING PASSION EDUCATION A LONG GRACE THE USE OF FALSE TEETH HOW TO COLLECT IMPERSONATION A SMART RETORT TRUTH WILL OUT SUNDAY AFTERNOON SERVICES A NEW DISH FULL OF PLUCK CANDID ON BOTH SIDES THE LAW AND THE PROPHETS THE ISLE OF MAN, AND A WOMAN A CUNNING ELDER AS YOU LIKE IT UNNECESSARY CIVILITY AT THE SIGN OF THE BARBER'S POLE AN IDENTIFICATION PLATE TABLE OF COMPARISON THE INTELLIGENT CAT HEAR! HEAR!MISPLACING THE BLAME WHY HANGING CAUSES DEATH MORAL QUALIFICATIONS MEASURING HIS DISTANCE AGRICULTURAL EXPERIENCES THE LATIN FOR COLD THE CUT DIRECT COMMON WANT NOT TO BE BEATEN AN ODD NOTION "IF----"LATE AND EARLY A SLIGHT DIFFERENCE SHARP BOY THE SENTRY AND HIS WATCH CREDIT UNKIND NOT COMPULSORY "YOU'LL GET THERE BEFORE I CAN TELL YOU!"AN UNHAPPY BENEDICT A DIFFICULT TASK NON-RUNNERS THE POLITE COUNTRYMAN A VIOLENT PARTNER WISDOM A DOUBTFUL POINT THE BETTER WAY A GOOD REASON A NEW TEXT AN AUCTION A REAL SPORT THE SCOTCHMAN'S SOUVENIR THE FULL PROJECT GUTENBERG™ LICENSE