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Mr. Punch's History of the Great War

Charles L. Graves · History_-_Warfare · 19 章

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December, 1914.THE OLD MAN OF THE SEA SINBAD THE KAISER: "This submarine business is going to get me into trouble with America; but what can an All-Powerful do with a thing like this on his back?"January, 1916."TWO HEADS WITH BUT A SINGLE THOUGHT" FIRST HEAD: "What prospects?" SECOND HEAD: "Rotten." FIRST HEAD: "Same here."THE NEW CONDUCTOR Opening of the 1917 Overture HIS LATEST! THE KAISER: "This is sorry work for a Hohenzollern; still, necessity knows no traditions."A PLACE IN THE MOON HANS: "How beautiful a moon, my love, for showing up England to our gallant airmen!" GRETCHEN: "Yes, dearest, but may it not show up the Fatherland to the brutal enemy one of these nights?"MADE IN GERMANY CIVILISATION: "What's that supposed to represent?" IMPERIAL ARTIST: "Why, 'Peace,' of course." CIVILISATION: "Well, I don't recognise it--and I never shall."VERY MUCH UP A Champagne Counter-Offensive THE FINAL TOMMY;(ex-footballer): "We was just wipin' them off the face of the earth when Foch blows his whistle and shouts 'Temps!'"GHOSTS AT VERSAILLES Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 THE FULL PROJECT GUTENBERG™ LICENSE